The true ultimate showdown.... =]

Ok so for an english project we had to write a story based on certain parameters...so here's mine (PS....I made mine a poem...)

Setting-Underground sewer society
Climax-Stoping the sewage monster
Morale-What what goes into your sewer
Character names-
Orangejello-Strong, leader of the rebellion
Jebadiah- Quiet, Sidekick
Lavar Burton- Sewage Monster
Various other minor rebels

And here's what I came up with-


This is the story of a guy, lived in a sewer and did't know why.
Was born to defeat Lavar Burton, however all of this was uncertain.
With his faithful sidekick he cannont fail, nor can the villians evil plains prevail.

Once upon a time
in a land pretty close to here,
A child was born,
his purpose unclear.

He was raised in the sewers,
taught to respect and fight,
could kick your butt,
before he could read or write.
He trained all day
and he trained all night
but he couln't really tell,
there wasn't any sunlight...

Then the time came
for him to get a griend,
he became the side-kick,
best-buds till the end.

Soon it was time
for Orangejello to rebel,
he and Jebidiah were ready;
it was easy to tell.

One night there was something
that just seemed wrong,
there was something in the sewer,
that just didn't belong.

Radioactive material,
that started to decay
just mixed with trash,
made a monster anyway.

And now it was time
for the battle to begin,
so Oragejello said,
"There's something on your chin..."
When Lavar went
to double check
Jebadiah wrapped is hands
around Lavar's neck,
he started chocking,
and he turned blue;
if you were Lavar,
what would you do?

Lavar started to scream,
she tried to shout,
but as a villian,
he's not one to pout.

They decided to let him go,
with only a warning this time,
but he'd have to do community service,
to show remorse for his crime.

He cleaned the sewers,
they were sparking like new,
once Orangejello and Jebidiah saw,
they said "Thank you"

They lived together
from then on,
forgetting about the past;
and all that has forgone.

Now if your looking
for a fairytale ending,
I can't really help you,
for that is still pending.

However I can
assure you this,
Somewhere in a sewer,
the three of them exist.
-Jon Wimer