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Good afternoon readers! I’m a senior who thoroughly enjoys writing for his schools newspaper and taking long bubble baths. Now with that great mental picture in your heads, here’s what really matters.
The number six: so plain, so simple so unappreciated. I mean, for Petes sake! It’s the atomic number of carbon, the Day that God created man, and the number of points on the Star of David. It’s the number of strings on a standard guitar, the number of points for a touchdown, the resin identification code for polystyrene. Ever heard the term “Six pack?” or “Six feet under?” Have you ever been to Six Flags? For all you nerds out there, in binary, the number six is “0110” and is the compliment to nine. Due to six’s unappreciation, I’ve decided to give you a list consisting of SIX items, not five, ten, or even fifty.
Ever seen the “bumber sticker” that says “If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstopable?” Well I compiled a list of SIX things that any normal person would do, if law enforcement and physics were negligble. Well, here it is-

Top SIX best ideas
1. Pull a Heist
Yea, that’s right, I said it. Dane Cook hit this nail on the head when he did a little skit about pullin’ a heist. Who wouldn’t want to walk up and down main street with an AK-47 screaming “Where’s the van? Where’s that stupid van?”
2. Be able to be a character in a video game
Think about your favorite video game. Okay, now imagine that whenever you get bored you don’t have to sit infront of the T.V. You get to be a part of the action.
3. Micro-travel
Micro-travel refers to the type of travel depicted in “The magic school bus.” For those with a deprived childhood here’s how micro travel usually works, First a problem arises. For example, little Timmy eats the black watermelon seeds. Next, your entire class goes into a school bus, shrinks down and goes inside Timmy. This is usually through the nose or mouth. Once inside you destroy said “watermelon seeds” and exit Timmy after encountering a series of various obstacles. The end.
4. Walk on celings
Who hasn’t daydreamed about this one? Everyone has once thought about how cool it would be to walk on the ceilings, and how you’d have to avoid “that light” or watch out for “this fan”
5. Pull a prank…no—THE Prank
Once again, this one has crossed EVERYONE’S mind at some point throughout their life.
6. Count cards
Everyone who hasn’t seen the movie “21” raise you hand. Okay, now put it down, you look like an idiot; moral of the story-everyone should see it. Anyways, for those who have experienced this piece of cinematic excellence, as soon as the movie is over, and you’re either leaving the theater or standing up stretching, you turn to your friends and say “Dude I totally want to go to Vegas, it doesn’t look that hard…” However the shoes of Jim Sturgess are harder to fill than you thought, oh well.

Well kids, that’s a wrap on article one, stay tuned next time where I discuss the all-time worst super powers.